6/30/10

Major Suckage

Hola! Como estas usted?

Yea, I didn't think you knew what that ment.

Being grounded isn't the most fun or interesting thing in the world. Iwould kind of like to eras the word grounded from everyones brain, but I havent figured out a way to do that yet. But I will, beware all you mean parents who enjoy grounding childern as a hobby.

Mara: "I would rather go down pokey sticks that a bunch of jaged rocks"

Lauren: "DING"

Serena: "Did she just ding that?"

Mara: "Yea! And it was a really good obe!"

Serena: "Thats my girl:)'

That conversation makes me so happy!!! It was from when me Serena and Mara went on our 19 mile bike ride to the beach. We decided that we are turninging into adventure junkies. Sounds exciting right. Be jealous, don't hate.

Thats a french ass name Yvonne!!

6/29/10

Halloween?

So, Serena decided that me Mara and Serena will be sexy powerpuff girls for Halloween this year. I've already thought of the costumes

















This will be interesting. Me and sexy don't usally go together but I am glad to try it out. I just hope it isnt a train wreck which it very well could be for me. Serena and Mara are good at that but not me. Haha oh well, I'm just gonna have fun with it. I am Blossom(red) Mara is Buttercup (green) and Serena is Bubbles(blue). We are gonna be sexy ones, so instead of the picture up there is will look more like this:



















This shall be interesting

6/28/10

Bum Bum Bum. LOVE KRABBY PATTIES! I THINK THERE SWELL!

okie dokie! Sorry, I havent posted in like three million years, but whatever.
So Lake Arrowhead was fun and i got really sunburned out at the pool. The hotel was really nice, but at night, I could hear the people above us "havin fun" wink wink!
yeah, akward turtle silence there my friend.
It was funny, I was walking around the village, and all of these guys were totally checking me out. Some of them were really old like 17 and 18. I felt good about myself that day. aha. But then I hung out with the fam and these tiny little swagger boys started checking me out and my fam was craking up. It was quite funny though.

So anyways, now I'm home, but I'm grounded so NO FUN FOR LAUREN!!!
oh well, I think tomorrow I'm gonna walk my dog and randomly run into Adam. Yeah.

So anyways, tata for now

6/25/10

So, yesterday, I went to the fair with Lauren and Mara and it was amazing.
Yes Shaun, AMAZING!
Anyways, I had a cream puff and I thought I was going to be sick, but it was soooo worth it man. Orgasim in my mouth status
























And then, I found out that my kick ass photography skills won me 2nd place baby:)







And now today, I went on a 19 mile bike ride with Mara and Serena. Talk about a work out. I think the bike seat will show up in my next X ray. Ouchy

Well I am off to Lake Arrowhead now. So, until then, iloveyou all!! You know, all 1 1/2 of you.

Good Bye until Sunday.

hopefuly I'll have some sick picture for you guy!!!

6/23/10

I'm the Turkey Bacon Cheddar Sandwich
With sundried tomatoes
You hear, tomatoes dried by the SUN!

I enjoy quoteing random Jack in the Box lines that I hear right as I start a new post. Don't judge me.

Anyways, I'm watching random MTV Reality TV show and it is the most retarded thing I have ever watched in my entire life. Everyone is a total bitch to eachother, and they think they will get far that way. Yea, about that, maybe someone forgot to tell them, NOBODY CARES about their problems when they act so friggin' bitchy!!! Let's quote something they would say:

"Hey Bitch! I said I was gonna rock the Peacock in this photoshoot!"

"Well thats a bummer!"

"Change Bitch!"

"Make me Bitch!"

Its quite depressing. This is what hard core reality TV watchers dream of. If there is such a thing.

So today I didn't wake up until like 11:30 cuz I'm a lazy butt, and Amy called so we went to the mall. I didnt want to spend much money and now I really don't have that much money to spend online or in Santa Monica later this summer. BALLS! I really wanted this bra at Victoria Secret, but it wasnt on sale. I refuse to spend $42.50 on a bra that nobody will see (maybe). Thats not something that people are able to show off all the time(maybe). Whatever. It was the most comfortable bra I have ever tried on.

So I got a dress at Forever 21 and it is really cute. I will post a picture of it later when I wear it and I happen to take pictures. So if you are reading this now, and later see a random picture of a navy blue dress with little pink bow (print/pattern) on it, well then that is it. That is really all I did today. Wait, I went home, changed into my dress, and then went to buy a car;)
We bought a Honda CRV. Happy Birthday Lauren!!!
yeah























Well, that is all i did, and now I am getting ready for tomorrow because me, Lauren, Mara, and Courtney are going to the DEL MAR FAIR. Its the most exciting thing to do all summer long in SoCali. Yeah, its a little depressing. Whatever, the beach is always good too.

Well, now I need to get some sleep so I don't act like a bum tomorrow. So long gay boy:) (thats from the Hangover, if you thought I was an offensive person like that, and I'm not a mean offensive person. Well, as far as I know).

6/22/10

This will answer the question: huh?






Hello! My name is Lauren! and my hobby is I like to poke things with a stick, and since I havent found a way to make money off of that I go to school

Fun right??

Anyways, it was my birthday this weekend and i wanted to tell you about it.

It was very exciting!

Well, i was excited and thats saying a lot i guess.


First, we met up at my house and hung out for a while and ate some Yorks and fruit cabobs;)
Then we went to the mall, got smoothies, and played mall games.

I felt really bad because we were playing with the recordable cards in Halmark, and one of them said, N is for, and your suppose to fill in the blank. So i said "Nigga, pleae" because that was my favorite line in Mean Girls you know. Little did I know there was a black family right behind me. I'm not just talking a couple. I'm talking a mom, dad, like five kids, grandma, and grandpa.
I ran away.
I should do track. Haha

Anyways, later we went home and took some excellent pictures while eating Taco Bell;)

This is Lauren
We share a name.

I love her like a sister






This is me and Courtney. Courtney has the most wonderful redhair in the world.

She is the number 1 coolest ging I know;)

iloveyou COURTNEY!!!









There is Lauren again and the girl that is laughing her @$$ off is my twin sister JANEY HURLY!!!



She is absolutly 100% amazing;)









This is Janey, Courtney, and MARA at the mall. Mara is one of my bestest friends;)

Mara, Serena, and I love to play with water guns;)




Yeah;)








So, anyways, after we ate our Taco Bell, we made CRAFTS!!!!

I know that sounds so elementary, but whatever. I'm the one who loves makeing poney bead braclets and T-shirts
Mine has a dinosaur on it. Its near the BOOB area. yeah

I'm a cool one;)


After that, Courtney had to go home because her dad is lame, and didnt let her sleepover, STUPID Faters Day. Just kidding. kinda, shhhhh!!!!!

Then Serena came over, after she had a loing day at the air with Jesse. And right when they got out of the car, THEY KISSED!!!
I screamed. Nobody heard it though because it was in my head. I think Mara screamed too.

Then, we watched Mean Girls and Clueless which was cool. But everyone but me and Janey were awake by the end of the second movie. LAME. haha


Then I started taking random Pictures of people and everyone woke up except for Rhiannon. haha. It was funny. We plaed stack on her and put taco lettus and cheese in her hair and popcorn in her ear. We then played a very non revealing game of ten fingers and eventually fell asleep at about 5:30am. My mother then woke me up at like 9:00am and we all ate and then made MORE CRAFTS until people went home. It was a very fun day;)







It was an amazing birthday and these are only about 1/32 of the crazy ridiculous pictures that we took:)
so yea
see ya later losers;)